The secret page isn't really secret but  its a page not connected to art at all.

                                           These pictures are my ideas on an alternative to square box, boring, high impact housing  provided by penny pinching tossers,
                                           who call themselves architects.
                                           The obvious solution is to build interesting houses on several pillars, thus cutting down the need to put in huge footings and
                                           foundations, when the property is no longer required the land can be reclaimed easily.

                                           Next amazing thing i've found is Leila's talent for poetry.

                                           Doomy, doom, and sadness
                                                         Nasty poo poo ickyness
                                           Even more baderer than a black prime minister
                                                         Pretty fuckin sinister
                                           This sucks! Like a two dollar whore
                                                         I wish i could find a rhyme for festering drippage.